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I would like to post, but the high temp for the day says "no."  I can't argue with a no, but I will jerk off hard, to imply the most sophisticated of "no"s.  Enjoy my sacrifice!

Posted by bp on July 29, 2009 at 01:48 AM |

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bp

Huh?

Posted by: bp | July 31, 2009 at 02:35 PM

Joolie

That "no" is a lie, my friend. It's been in the 100s for almost two months and we are all still posting and jerking off like crazy. Every self-respecting Texan knows the two together help to keep the mind clear.

Posted by: Joolie | July 31, 2009 at 09:31 PM

bp

I think my problem is that I lack self-respect. The hardness with which I jerk off is probably some kind of futile attempt to make up for that.

Also, in my defense, it was 107° on the 29th, which is about 40 degrees higher than I am comfortable with.

Posted by: bp | August 01, 2009 at 09:58 AM

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